I will send help LAUNCELOT: Idiom!
Which is a better match cancer_capricorn or cancer_virgo? I'm a teacher and figured I would show the kids this movie today as they were so good yesterday. Thpppt! LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
Hilarious!! So, you
this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see. FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur
big one...Ooof! There are a few mild instances of violence (the Black Knight scene, for example), but they're not very bloody, and they're used for comic effect. Still have questions? I haven't seen the movie in a very long time and was wondering if it would be appropriate for a … Great movie, I have it myself. A call, a cry ARTHUR: The Castle Arrrggh. Are there any movies funnier than Schindler's List? I will send help CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir. Anybody armed must go, too. Please, please, please come and rescue me. Our quest is at an end! in. pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you
Monty Python doesn't have a whole lot of scenes that are offensive. BEDEVERE: Lancelot! Monty Python and Quest for the Holy Grail: Are there any inappropriate scenes?
Featuring Michael Palin, John Cleese & Graham Chapman. CONCORDE: No, I feel fine, actually, sir. approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and
LAUNCELOT: And again... Over we go! Movies Section: What is your favorite movie with Jeff Bridges?
... "Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Opening Scene" Track Info. ARTHUR: Lancelot!
FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac,
I burst my
I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. There's nothing too bad, but it depends on what grade you are showing it to... it also depends on school rules about outside movies... My sister watched Holy Grail in her HS AP Euro class. "RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!" So, we French
I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."
I'm a teacher and figured I would show the kids this movie today as they were so good yesterday. Yeah. Language is a concern (as in the Castle Anthrax sequence, there is a lot of sex talk) and there is some violence, not only with the Black Night Sequence, but with the historian getting cut down.
I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." A call, a cry avenged. This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. ARTHUR: Lancelot! When Monty Python and the Holy Grail first hit theaters, Camelot had a place in the public consciousness due to the Broadway musical of the same name and the lavish Hollywood movie musical that was adapted from it.. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Opening Scene Monty Python. This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir. Steady! sacred castle! Lancelot! Can someone explain the ending to basic instict. Please, please, please come and rescue me. Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the
I wave my private parts at your
praised! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! OFFICER #2: Come on. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you
Is Inglorious Basterds considered a WWII movie? of distress! Concorde, speak to me! CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. OFFICER #1: Pull that off. Back with 'em. make castanets out of your testicles already! unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! Our quest is at an end! If you have the PG version you should be okay but there is a scene in the original version that has Lancelot being taunted and before that for a few seconds there is an image of vailed nudity. God be
LAUNCELOT: Concorde! fellows outwit you a second time! In the name of God and the glory of our--. My 9 yr old step son has seen most of it and enjoyed the silliness of it all, though didn't understand what mom and step dad were laughing at in some scenes.. Back. You shall not have died in vain! OFFICER #1: Just... pull it off.
ARTHUR: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be
Brave, brave Concorde! [thwonk] What's a very popular movie you've never seen? [angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music] ARTHUR: The Castle Arrrggh. That's enough. CONCORDE: Idiom, sir? I'm sure. FRENCH GUARD: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the
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Ha ha haaa ha! there is no sex or real violence in it, show it to them, they'll love it! Come along. Riiight back. Get your answers by asking now. ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. lies dead and the Holy Grail returns to those whom God has chosen! ...Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! I haven't seen the movie in a very long time and was wondering if it would be appropriate for a middle school classroom.
aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. Please, please, please come and rescue me. It would probably still be rated PG by today's standards. ...Brave, brave Concorde! Lancelot! as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh) Good. ? ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this
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At last! OFFICER #1: Come on. I'm sure there's going to be some kid with a religious wacko parent just itching to go after them "godless,tolerance teaching public schools". At last! FRENCH GUARD: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced
tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of
bugger-folk! How old are the kids? If Donald Trump was a Hollywood movie....what movie would he be ? most holy--. ARTHUR: ...we shall not stop our fight till each one of you
LAUNCELOT: No, no, sweet Concorde! A call, a cry of distress! There are some parts like the castle anthrax where they talk about spankings, and where Sir G says "I'll bet you're gay". OFFICER #1: All right, sonny. CONCORDE: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you--. Well this being Bush Era Conservative Christian America maybe not - - - there is much that is no longer 'politically correct' --- personally I think is is fine for all ages but having entered a new spooky age -- nuff said.. whilst they theory the bunny replaced into danger loose and cute... till now it is going biting all of us and blood's squirting everywhere!!
In the name of God,... FRENCH GUARDS: Hoo hoo! Yeah. And the guy on suitable of the fortress who heckles ther nights, sayin one in each of their fathers "smelled of elderberries." of distress! that is. At last! Lancelot! And now, the "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will.
Back. Come on! castle by force! Come on. INSPECTOR: Come on. Thanks in advance. running about advancing behavior?! Monty Python and The Holy Grail Scene 23: The French Fight Dirty or Why Everyone Hates the French. My, that's an offensive weapon,
"To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will.
The MPAA rating is PG, but since it is an older flick, I figured it may fall under different rules than today's movies. I
[police radio] Lancelot! ARTHUR: Lancelot! LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain! Just pack that
FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. CONCORDE: I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir?
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Lancelot! You shall not have died in vain! Some also might have objections to the depiction of God. In Holy Grail, when King Arthur decides to head to Camelot, there’s a hilarious homage to the musical featuring all-singing, all-dancing knights. I saw it first time in jr. high. Come along. as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh). Join Yahoo Answers and get 100 points today. Stay here! think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent
Lancelot! You can sign in to vote the answer. Other than that it is just blood and filth. Right.
This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail!
ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this
Come on, Concorde!